So for the past two months, I've been looking for a job. Of all the applications I've returned (about 70?), no one has called back. I'm reluctant to search for a job up and down 95th street (because all the retards seem to drive there and none of them know how to deal with a bike), and I've did some searching on Craigslist just now with very limited potential success. I'm just glad I kept that dinosaur coloring book I got since I was 4, since one of them just happens to be a $150 job for dinosaur illustrations. But other than that, I see very little hope in getting money other than whoring myself out to you guys again! Well, not whoring, but offering to do things in exchange for money.

So, I'll be willing to draw and color any comic ideas you have for a fee. I'm thinking $15 for basic b/w, $20 for coloring, and maybe $25 to put it up online for all of five people to see. I seriously have to take several $200 tests, have a $1000 potential community college tuition fee next semester (if I fail so hard at trig that it brings my GPA below 3.0), books for my classes ($200, high estimate), Christmas gifts to think about ($60-$100 should do it, but who the hell knows?), and over $200 to pay back people (mainly mom). Right now, I have a bit of money in my bank account ($700), but if the worst does happen, I will be out in three months.

So, in short, $700 =/= $1700. I need work so I can accumulate $1000. If you need some comic work, or know someone that needs it, for the love of God tell me so I can survive in the black several months from now.

I now have a second comic up there, so get yourselves all up in there!

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Why am I distracted, you may ask? Well, it's somewhat personal that I'm likely blowing way out of proportion, but I should try to regulate that crap.

Comedy Silver is up, despite it being on crapcast. I mean, once the SiteAdmin crap gets fixed, I'll move it all over, but for the time being, it's here:

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Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

...Only it's a comic strip and there's a better chance that it'll get through.

Though, there is that deep, despairing pit in my stomach that is saying "Not even Comic Genesis will want your crappy comics on their website."

At that point I will jump off the nearest bridge. In dreamland. Somehow, killing myself is a common element in my dreams.
HMM I WONDER WHY

Three projects, then:
1. 2nd Neurosis book (or whatever)
2. Satirical fan-comic walkthrough
3. Comedy Silver (please, CG!)

Comment box on profile. Dear God, no. Not that I'm against any of that, but my eyes. I need them to see.